John was too busy downing the vodka while he watched Ianto's obvious action, to listen to a word that Welsh idiot was saying. "How about foot to face? My foot in his face, maybe even the family jewels?"

John wasn't one to ever mince words, he never had been, and Jack denying there was anything between them hurt and upset him some. But this public display...

Watch out eye candy, you might end up face first in your food.