Jack was not seriously contemplating leaving but he did make a silly 'hmmm' sound before grinning down at the pair. Watching Ianto kiss John was like buttercream icing. Oh, this was going to be bad for him but he wanted it so, so very badly.

"You two will be done by the time I find someone up to my high standards," Jack teased, snapping his fingers over the pair. "I need my trousers off ten minutes ago. Stop goofing off."