Jack is having a bad night.  He wakes up to earthquakes, finds this really creepy message on a phone that isn't his and meets up with Laura, a girl with claws and discovers a strange device in the bell tower.  He runs into the Metacrisis next.  And finally Ianto.  Who is meant to be dead.  They manage to get some survivors to safety before settling in.

And then there's Rose Tyler.  What is going on?!

He trolls Sherlock a little bit later too.

Time to pester young, naive Slayers.  And then the Dean himself.  He makes a date with the man to get an artifact for examining.

Torchwood time, folks.  Jack needs his team back, especially considering that he's about to get his hands on something neat and new and fun to play with.  Sam Wincester offers up his computer skills.  Mycroft Holmes agrees to help too.  He gives Kenzi an inventorying 'spy' job.  Donna Noble doesn't know him.  The Doctor makes a call.  Saki introduces himself.  Syler gets a second chance with a new friend.  Rose Tyler gets a hug.  Molly Hooper shows off her kitty, Toby.  The Metacrisis isn't thrilled about Torchwood.  Sherlock Holmes wants a go at it.  Loki can do some translating.

Ooh look.  It's an Oliver.  Strutting around naked.

Jack invites everyone to take a look at the amulet.  It makes people feel ill but still want to touch it.  Sylar, Mycroft, Lestrade Mohinder Suresh and Sam Winchester show up to do some work.

Jack decides to tell Ianto a secret.  He's not the first Jack Harkness.